Thursday, February 10, 2011

Oh dear.

I was watching the news just a few minutes ago, and there was a piece about some penis shaped lollies. Seriously, how pathetic can you get? The news should be full of deaths and wars and other interesting things. Not just some lollies that look like dicks. They could just as easily be half melted as intentionally shaped. Or maybe some chinese factory worker decided to quit and made a few mutant lollies as a fuck you to the company. In the original lolly bag 3 penis shaped lollies were found, and in the next 5 that were searched, only 3 more were found.
a quote: “I just looked over and I just seen my son putting a penis lolly into his mouth,” says his mother, Natasha Vincent.

“He said to me ‘Mummy is that a penis is that a Daddy part’ and I was like ‘yes Tyson’,” she says.

Here is a link to a text version of the story :

While it is pathetic and not the kind of thing that the news should bother showing, I won't deny it is (very) faintly amusing.

On an unrelated note, watch the program called "An Idiot Abroad". It is most amusing.


  1. I broke into the lollipop factory and made them. It's phase one of my evil plan, to make more men gay. In 10 or so years, I'll start releasing legions of male sex toys, to popularize homosexuality, then start the uprising of heterophobia, and have a gay army take down the world for me. All the while listening to Wham!.

  2. No you won't. Gay men are incapable of hurting things other than scratching them. Much like women, they are utterly incapable of understanding how to follow simple instructions such as "point the skinny end at the bad men and pull the curvy metal bit over there" and "you hold it with two hands and move it very quickly at the bad man's head."

  3. wat. This seems to happen a lot, getting all worked up about things that look like other things that the "victim" wouldn't even recognize, though I guess in this case he did.

  4. Dick shaped lollies? OMG what a story !!
    Terrorist attack? Meh, page 16...