a quote: “I just looked over and I just seen my son putting a penis lolly into his mouth,” says his mother, Natasha Vincent.
“He said to me ‘Mummy is that a penis is that a Daddy part’ and I was like ‘yes Tyson’,” she says.
Here is a link to a text version of the story : http://www.3news.co.nz/Jelly-genitalia-causes-a-right-fuss/tabid/423/articleID/197923/Default.aspx
While it is pathetic and not the kind of thing that the news should bother showing, I won't deny it is (very) faintly amusing.
On an unrelated note, watch the program called "An Idiot Abroad". It is most amusing.
I broke into the lollipop factory and made them. It's phase one of my evil plan, to make more men gay. In 10 or so years, I'll start releasing legions of male sex toys, to popularize homosexuality, then start the uprising of heterophobia, and have a gay army take down the world for me. All the while listening to Wham!.
ReplyDeleteNo you won't. Gay men are incapable of hurting things other than scratching them. Much like women, they are utterly incapable of understanding how to follow simple instructions such as "point the skinny end at the bad men and pull the curvy metal bit over there" and "you hold it with two hands and move it very quickly at the bad man's head."
ReplyDeletewat. This seems to happen a lot, getting all worked up about things that look like other things that the "victim" wouldn't even recognize, though I guess in this case he did.
ReplyDeleteDick shaped lollies? OMG what a story !!
ReplyDeleteTerrorist attack? Meh, page 16...